0. War is silly, whack your willy
9. War’s no joke, stop and stroke!
8. War is heinous, thumb your anus
7. I’m going blind for mankind
6. Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
5. All we are saying, is give peace a wank
4. War is out, pound your trout
3. Touch your sack, not Iraq
2. My bush doesn’t declare war
1. I cum in peace

1. War won’t work, circle jerk!
2. Don’t be a hater, use your vibrator
3. A whack in the morning keeps anger from soaring.
4. Don’t pull that grenade pin, stoke your bifkin
5. Agree with Chirac? Finger your crack.
6. As war clouds thicken, choke your chicken.
7. Avoid a scuffle with the 5-knuckle shuffle.
8. Peace is power, fiddle with your flower.
9. Beat your item, stop the fightin’.
10. Tickle your dome ‘til the boys come home.
11. Bush is a chump – finger your rump.
12. Bust a nut, not a cap!
13. Cleaning up the world, one tissue at a time.
14. Cum stains, not blood stains.
15. Death makes us mourn, get off to porn.
16. Do unto yourself, not unto others.
17. Dolphins are for flogging, not recon.
18. Don’t be a meanie, just stroke your weinie!
19. Don’t be a shooter, play with your cooter
20. Don’t be a thug, just have a quick chug!
21. Don’t be a tool of the man – man your tool!
22. Don’t be mean, use Vaseline!
23. Don’t believe the lies, squeeze your inner thighs
24. Don’t defeat, use your meat
25. Don’t dig holes, stroke your poles
26. Don’t feel hate ejaculate
27. Don’t fight for gas, finger your ass
28. Don’t fight for gasoline, use your Vaseline!
29. Don’t fight, shoot the white!
30. Don’t fuck Afghanis, wet your panties.
31. Don’t get pissed, bury your fist.
32. Don’t hate Saddam, play with your yam.
33. Don’t hate, self fellate
34. Don’t invade by land, invade yourself by hand.
35. Don’t invade just get laid
36. Don’t join the army, slap the salami!
37. Don’t join the navy, play with davey!
38. Don’t let war linger, give Bush the finger
39. Don’t listen to Powell, jizz on a towell
40. Don’t play god stroke your rod
41. Don’t prick your finger, finger your prick!
42. Don’t raid his palace, stroke your falice
43. Don’t shoot, play the skin flute
44. Cum swell on Rumsfeld.
45. Don’t Spill Blood So War Will Cease, Spunk A Load And Bring The Peace
46. Don’t spill blood, pound your pud
47. Don’t support Bush, spank someone’s tush!
48. Don’t Use Poison Gas, Finger Your Ass
49. Don’t be a country wrecker, tug your pecker
50. Don’t be a meany, touch your weany
51. Don’t blame france jizz your pants
52. Don’t cock your rifle…. rifle your cock
53. Don’t go to bed and dream of hate, stay up late and masturbate!!
54. Don’t make war a habit, stroke the rabbit
55. Drop a load – not a bomb
56. Drop pants not bombs
57. Drop the gun, have some anal fun
58. Drop your gun, tuggin’s fun.
59. Exercise your right arm not your right to bear arms
60. Fap for freedom
61. Fire a Missile…of love
62. Forget American hedgemoney, get in my pot & stir the honey.
63. Forget Baghdad, Empty Your Dad-Bag!
64. Forget Iraq, have a jack
65. Forget Saddam, just use your palm
66. Forget the tank, yank your plank
67. Forget the war, just stroke your oar
68. Fuck war, then yourself
69. Get blinded by Fun, not Guns!
70. Give peace a chance go down your pants
71. Give peace a chance, wax your lance
72. Give the fighting a break, pet your trouser snake
73. Give war a rest, cum on your chest
74. Hairy palms, not scary bombs
75. Hate to war mong love to use your dong
76. Hone your bone in the demilitarized zone!
77. I’d rather have cum on my hand than blood on my hands
78. I’m a peace hoochie, rubbin my coochie
79. I’m pulling for peace in the Middle East
80. I cock my gun for peace
81. I love the smell of mypalm in the morning.
82. I mean no harm, except to my arm
83. I support love puddles, not blood puddles
84. If only our leaders would squeeze their peters!
85. If war makes you pout, rub one out
86. If war was school play hookie, Stay at home and stroke your wookie
87. If you stroke it, war won’t cum…
88. Inspect your own chemical sites
89. IT’S BETTER TO PULL IT THAN TO SHOOT A BULLETT!!!
90. It’s your civic duty to fondle your booty
91. Jerk your weasel, don’t fight for diesel
92. Jiszm Heals All Schisms
93. Kill kittens, not Iraqis.
94. Killing’s wrong! Squeeze your dong!
95. KY is the only petroleum worth fighting for!
96. Let’s balm ourselves!
97. Play with your thing to let freedom ring.
98. Let the middle east be, play with mini-me
99. Let your penis roar, and stop the war
100. Lick your fingers and fire not stingers
101. Lube the toys, Don’t send the boys
102. Lubrication, not blown-up Nation!
103. Make it rain cum not blood
104. Make it rain cum not blood
105. Make the one eyed weezal cry not a victum
106. Make war fail, leave a snail trail
107. Massage your head, befor there all dead!
108. Masturbate in groups to bring back our troops
109. Masturbate, don’t detinate
110. Masturbation is the Fad, not bombing Baghdad!
111. Enemas not enemies
112. Mushroom heads, not mushroom clouds.
113. Mutual masturbation not mutual anihilation
114. No bullets to the head, wack-off in the tool shed
115. No more coffins, Flog your dolphins!
116. No need to mourn, just polish your horn
117. No surface to air missiles, just a fist full of jizzles
118. Not in my name, in my palm
119. Nut in her eye so that warplanes don’t fly
120. One if by land, two if by sea, lay down your arms, stroke your pee-pee
121. oorlog is flauwekul – trek liever aan je lul
122. Peace calls teabag your balls
123. Peace is cuter, touch your cooter
124. Peace Is In The Palm Of My Hand
125. Peace is kickin’, choke your chicken! Peace is funky, spank your monkey!
126. War ain’t workin’, jerk your gherkin!
127. Peace is sweet, grill your meat.
128. Peace will succeed hands down.
129. Personal release – do it for peace!
130. Play with your breast ( o )( o ) so men wont get shot in the chest!
131. Play with your penis, let peace be between us.
132. Protect our land, use your hand
133. Protect the nation through self-stimulation!!!!
134. Prune a Bush — don’t elect one!
135. Pull out your cock, not your rifle.
136. Punish your beast not the middle east
137. Put down the bombs and raise your palms
138. Quit the combat, stroke your wombat!
139. Saddam Might Buckle If You Bury It To The Knuckle!!
140. Save a soul, finger your hole
141. Saving the world, one Kleenex at a time.
142. Say NO to scud missiles, YES to smut pixels!
143. scheuz den kasper, nicht in basra
144. Search for white gold, not black.
145. Shoot your jizz, not Tariq Aziz.
146. Shoot your wad, fuck jihad
147. Side with France, unzip your pants
148. Take a stand, fuck your hand
149. Slam the ham, not Saddam
150. Slam your cock, not Iraq!
151. Slap the salami, not Saddam-i!
152. Slap your ham for Uncle Sam!!
153. Smack your fanny don’t kill afghanies
154. Spank your monkeys, Not other countries
155. Spit in your hand, don’t bomb Iran!!
156. Stain your clothes with cum, NOT BLOOD!
157. Stop Bombs From Tickin’, Choke Your Chicken!
158. Stop the fire, twist your wire
159. Stop the pain make a stain
160. Stop world collapse – caress your flaps
161. Stroke banana cream pie, and no one will die
162. Stroke your grass, don’t kick their ass
163. Stroking our cocks, keeps us out of a pine box
164. Take a j for peace today
165. The bombs won’t be quakin’ if you grease your bacon
166. The time has come for us to resist, so drop your pants and hump your fist
167. The willie’s willin’, stop the killin’
168. There’s enough vaseline to go around, don’t start a war
169. Things aren’t as bad as they seem, when your shootin’ your cream
170. This world is going down the tubes, lick your own boobs!
171. Tickle your clit, the world will benefit!
172. To hell with this killin’ – take time for some jillin’
173. To make the world great you need to masturbate!
174. To save ourselves from World War Three, masturbate in unity!
175. To the hell with operation desert blizzard, we’d better just milk the lizard
176. To Win Against Dubya, Get Down and Rubya
177. Toss yourself – not bombs
178. Touch it right prevent a fight.
179. Tug your pud for the greater good
180. Use a Sock, Not a Tomahawk
181. Viagra – the only chemical for your weapon
182. War’s a shock, play with your cock.
183. War’s enough pet your muff
184. War’s no good. Touch your wood
185. War – Let’s Spare It… Cuff Your Carrot
186. War is a sham, shake your lamb!
187. War is an affront, tickle your cunt
188. War is corny, I’d rather be horny
189. War is crude- stock up on lube
190. War is daft, stroke your shaft
191. War is dumb, squirt some cum
192. War is fake, ice the cake!
193. War is icky, stroke your dicky
194. War is not funny, pat your bunny
195. War is not grand, use your hand
196. War is old fashioned, jerk it with passion!
197. War is phony, grease your pony
198. War is rough, finger your muff.
199. War is shitty, rub your titties
200. War is sick, grab your dick.
201. War is sickly, rub it quickly!
202. War is trash…grease up your gash!
203. War is uncanny, tickle your fanny
204. War is vile – so, ourselves we’ll defile!
205. War is vulgar, flick your vulva
206. War should end, help jerk a friend.
207. War sucks so pet the ducks!
208. War sucks, pound your nuts.
209. WAR: Stroke it, don’t provoke it
210. Whack your vein, not Hussein!
211. When feeling mad, beat your chad.
212. When you jerk it tonight, keep peace in sight.
213. When your country calls, play with your balls
214. When your heart gets that flutter, whip it out and stroke that putter
215. Why attack, when you can whack?
216. Why fight a war, when you can masturbate over a whore
217. Why lose your head, when you can splooge in bed
218. With a slick dick cums peace quick!
219. Your gun kills, my gun spills
220. Name: shoot to spill not to kill
221. Stroke your donger, don’t be a warmonger
222. War is hell, ride your swell
223. Save a (navy) seal, get wet for peace
224. A blue pill and lotion can stop the commotion
225. A fight isn’t worth pickin’, choke your chicken
226. Abort the mission, choke your chicken
227. All we are saying is give pants a cheese
228. Attack your crack, not Iraq!!
229. Be a masturbator, not an instigator
230. Beat war one jerk at a time
231. Beat war with your meat
232. Beat ‘til you’re sore, don’t declare war.
233. Blow in your hand, not a foreign land.
234. Blow off some steam, release your cream.
235. Blow Your Load Before Bombs Explode
236. Bomb a rag, not Baghdad
237. Boycott war, self explore.
238. Bush’s a dorkus. Pump yer porpoise.
239. Bush and Dick!?! It’s better to jack off!
240. Climax – not anthrax.
241. Control your anger… pluck your twanger!
242. Cream of Meat: The peaceful solution
243. Creating world peace, one stain at a time
244. Cum in hand, not gun inhand!
245. Don’t be lazy, beat it like crazy!
246. Don’t be the meanest, just tuch your penis
247. Don’t enlist, use your wrist
248. Don’t exert force, throttle your horse.
249. Don’t flex your pex, have solo sex!
250. Don’t go into a foxhole , just stroke your pole.
251. Don’t hate, vibrate!
252. Don’t have a fit, finger your clit.
253. Don’t invade foreign land, work that gland…..BIOTCH!!
254. Don’t Let Your Country Down Cum On Everybody Punch Your Clown
255. Don’t Prolifirate – Masturbate!
256. Don’t scream and shout, rub one out!
257. Don’t spill foreign blood, whack your pud
258. Don’t spread terror, be a cock ring barer!
259. Don’t start a disaster play with your master
260. Don’t submit, play with your clit
261. Don’t sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
262. Don’t use a cleaver play with your beaver!
263. Don’t back war, just play with your sack more
264. Don’t bomb china, finger your vagina
265. Don’t discriminate, ejaculate.
266. Don’t drop a nuke, make your dick puke
267. Don’t fight, But beat all night.
268. don’t get pissed, finger your clitor-is
269. Don’t invade Iraq, Whack Jack!
270. Don’t let war hit, Just grab your tit
271. don’t use guns, spread your own buns.
272. Ending middle-east funk with my spunk
273. Explode in your face, not another race!
274. fo’ shizzle, I’d rather drizzle than go and kizzle
275. Forget boot camp, make yourself damp
276. Forget Poison Gas, Finger Your ass
277. Forget the body armor be a self harmer
278. Forget the war be a self whore
279. Genitals for gentleness.
280. Get head, not dead.
281. Give peace a chance, put your hand in your pants!
282. Give peace a try, drain yourself dry
283. Give peace the nod, spank your rod!
284. Give war, and yourself, the middle finger
285. Hard Cocks not hard Targets!
286. I’m a professional whacker….not a hijacker
287. I’ve got the whole world’s piece, in my hands…
288. I fire my 1 millimeter
289. I will shoot all my juice to stop war’s abuse!
290. If I only have one load to give, let me give it for peace!
291. If you really want peace for the Red, White and Blue, make less guns, and more goo
292. Ignore the bull, give it a pull
293. Imagine Peace (of Ass!)
294. Instead of filling coffins, flog your dolphins.
295. Instead of Saddam, I’ll battle my palm
296. It’s the world’s loss if you don’t toss
297. It’s your fate, masturbate!
298. Jack Z. Johnson for President
299. Jiggle your sac for Iraq
300. Jizm, not terrorism
301. Join the tug of war
302. Just fondle your balls when draft day calls
303. Just say “No sir” while polishing the gopher.
304. Just touch it
305. Keep it greased for the Middle East
306. Keep it neat,beat your meat
307. Keep the peace, rub your fleece
308. Ladies flick your bean, to stop the war machine!
309. Lay the seeds of peace in your hand
310. Laying the seeds for peace
311. Leave the guns on the shelf, play with yourself.
312. Less Tanks, More Spanks
313. Let your hands do the the talking
314. Lovin’ Arabia by rubbin my labia
315. Lovingly massage what is between your thighs, to save all our soldiers lives.
316. Make a point, stroke your joint!
317. Make it straight to fight the hate
318. My hands are stained white with peace.
319. My palms are hairy ’cause war is scary.
320. My palms get hairy when the world gets scary
321. No more battle, Give it a rattle!
322. No more malice, stroke your phallus
323. On world peace’s behalf, i’ll stroke the giraffe
324. Onanism, Not Imperialism
325. Our wrists are sore for no more war!
326. Peace is coming and so should you!
327. Peace is great, so mastubate!
328. Pocket rockets instead of military dockets
329. Protect your nation withmasturbation!
330. Protesting while Porn-testing
331. Pullin the anaconda for peace in Rhwanda
332. Put a sock on it
333. Put down that thang and stroke your wang
334. Put down the gun, touching your wiener is more fun
335. Put up the white flag and flag your up white
336. Put war to a final rest, shoot your goo all over your chest!
337. Raise your cocks, fellow Americans and give the world peaceful dick-tation.
338. Rock Out with your cock out, Hang out with your wang out-Go Peace!
339. Rub one out, not the whole world
340. Saluting world peace by tuggin with grease
341. Save our troops by shooting yours!
342. Say no to war, stroke it till it’s sore
343. Self abuse in hopes for a truce
344. Self love for the white dove
345. Self Rape, Instead of Self Hate, HOLY SIHT LETS MASTURBATE!
346. Semen cleans off hands more easily than does blood.
347. Shine your knob, Not your boots.
348. Shoot it in your eye, if you don’t want to die.
349. Shoot your cum, war is dumb.
350. Shoot your goop not a troop
351. Shoot your load, don’t let the bombs explode
352. Shoot your load, not your gun
353. Slam your pee-er, not Korea
354. Slap Salami, Not Sadami
355. Smack the baboon ,make peace cum soon
356. Sore wrists, not iron fists
357. Strangle Kojak, Not IRAQ
358. Start a disaster, yank it faster
359. Stop packin’ and start whackin’
360. STOP THE FRICKEN’ WAR, CHOKE YOUR CHICKEN MORE
361. Stop the killin’, start the spillin’!
362. Stop the war in motion, stroke it with lotion!
363. Stop the war, masturbate more.
364. Stroke your member on the 17th of November (World Peace Day)
365. Stroke your war head!
366. Support the UN, masturbate again
367. The only good suicide bomb lands in a Kleenex.
368. The only gun I own is between my legs
369. The only rockets we should be setting off are our own.
370. the strong wrist of a true peace activist
371. The war is a fraud so I am gonna shoot my wad.
372. There’s no war when your a whore
373. This war’s not workin’, better jerk your gherkin, peace is your job, polish your knob.
374. To make Iraq free, spank the monkey
375. Toss your rocks, not a grenade.
376. Touch your gine for mankind.
377. Help Uncle Sam, tug your ham.
378. United we stand like the dick in my hand
379. Unload your stock not your glock
380. Use your anger, yank your wanker.
381. Use your wrist, not your fist
382. Wank for peace: the sweet release!
383. War’s not safe, jerk till you chafe
384. War’s the Issue, So Grab a Tissue
385. War costs money, dabble in your honey.
386. War is a stinker, thumb your sphincter.
387. War is a waste, make some human paste.
388. War is bad grab your nad.
389. War is bad, masturbate and be glad
390. War is dumb sit on your thumb!
391. War is for fools, masturbation rules.
392. War is for half-wits, polish your clits
393. War is Hell, Ring your bells
394. War is icky, make your pants sticky
395. War is queer, thumb your rear.
396. War is whack, fondle your crack.
397. War is wrong , beat your dong!
398. War is wrong, play with your dong.
399. War isn’t what we need, plant your seed!
400. War is for wussies. play with your pussies.
401. Waste semen, not sea men.
402. We shall over cum!
403. Weapons of mass eruption.
404. Whack your gadget and burry the hatchet.
405. When it gets hot, rub your twat.
406. World peace is within our grasp!
407. Beat the meat to sound a retreat.

408. Help Hans Blix – whack your dicks

409. War’s not cool, school your tool

410. Peace is good — pull back your hood

411. Don’t listen to Blair, play with your pubic hair

412. Don’t bomb cities, pet your kitties

413. War is dumb thumb your bum

414. Slap your tool, don’t fight for fuel

415. Rub your snake for peace’s sake

416. My ‘friendly fire’ harms no-one

417. Jill it, don’t kill it

418. War is unpleasant, tickle your pheasant

419. Don’t cross the ocean, just grab some lotion

420. Don’t attack – play with Jack

421. For peace to work, you need to jerk

422. Give your Bush the finger!

423. Peace is cool, pull your tool

424. Fire your Peter, not your 8 millimeter

425. Better Head than Dead

426. Spread your flower’s power

427. My pussy doesn’t meow, it roars — for peace.

428. Wank, Spank, Stop that Tank

429. Don’t enlist, use your fist!

430. Semen cleans off of hands easier than blood

431. War is dumb, beat yourself numb

432. Cock custard, not gas (mustard)!

433. Peace is the goal, stroke your pole

434. Peace: a stroke of genius

435. We won’t reach peace until you release

436. Bury your fingers, not bodies

437. Shizzle your nizzle, don’t kizzle the pizzle. Yo.

438. Fight for good, beat your wood

439. Don’t flaunt your power–prune your flower

440. Peace is right, grip it tight

441. Attack your crack, not Iraq!

442. Stop human loss, give yourself a toss

443. Ignore Bush’s war calls, play with your balls

444. Three times a day keeps war at bay

445. Stop the hurt, let it spurt

446. Ban war, jerk some more

447. If you pound it, peace will come

448. Give bush the finger

449. War’s a dud, pound your pud

450. Don’t be Bush’s flunky, spank your monkey

451. War is sick, play with your dick

452. Peace rocks, whack your cocks!

453. Service your rod, not your rifle

454. Put your guns on your shelf, go fuck yourself

455. Stop the war, I want to get off

456. War is evil, wank your weasel

457. What if they gave a war, but instead everyone came?

458. Smack your Jack, not Iraq!

459. Don’t grease the war machine, do yourself with Vaseline

460. Save Our Soldiers, Touch Your Privates

461. Let your wood do some good

462. I’m frigging against this war

463. Ring your bell. Stop this hell

464. Jack Mehoff for President

465. Grease your cukes to stop the nukes

466. War’s funky, spank your monkey

467. Pound Penises Into Plowshares

468. Beat your little man, not Afghanistan

469. War’s not the only way to soothe an agitated bush.

470. Don’t flatten Iraq, just strangle Kojak

471. There’s no time for war if you yank ’til you’re sore

472. Save our nation through masturbation

473. Don’t Wag the Dog, Flog the Log

474. Don’t send troops to die, give masturbation a try

475. War can wait, masturbate!

476. If you don’t want to die, hump a pie

477. Vibrate don’t annihilate

478. If you don’t stroke it who will

479. War is fickle, tickle your pickle

480. Who wants to mourn?  Jerk of to net-porn!

481. If we can’t screw ourselves, we’re all screwed

482. Onanism, not pugilism!

483. Harry Palms for President!

484. Forget war, be a self whore!

485. My patriot missile explodes for peace

486. A hot hand on a cold night, not a cold knife in a hot fight

487. War isn’t cool, flog your mule.

488. Blue Balls=War

489. No military rank comes close to a wank

490. Forget Jihad, shoot your wad

491. A stroke a day keeps the bombs away

492. Enough with rancor, yank your wanker

493. Pull your plum and peace will come

494. Violence ain’t workin’, try jerkin’ your Gherkin

495. I’d rather spill than kill

496. Finger your crack – not Iraq

497. Don’t have a fit, rub your clit

498. Stab your clam…. not Saddam!

499. No need to hurt when you can squirt!

500. Punch the clown… Not the enemy!

501. Hairy palms not cluster bombs
502. Pocket pool for peace
503. Give war the finger
504. Semper Fi, self-gratify
505. If your semen is a spillin’, there won’t be time for any killin’!
506. Lay a hand on yourself before laying a hand on others
507. War is out pound your trout
508. Pull your cock not a glock
509. Self-guided muscles not missiles
510. Send your little troops into your hand, not a foreign land
511. All we are saying, is give peace a wank
512. Don’t Fire – Pull Your Wire
513. Pull together for peace
514. Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
515. Self-Love Not War
516. More head less dead
517. No missiles in the sky, self-gratify
518. Touch your sack, not Iraq
519. Put Your Fingers In Yourself, Not On A Trigger
520. My bush doesn’t declare war
521. Suppose they gave a war and everybody came instead
522. One cum a day keeps war away
523. Pull Puds, Not Scuds
524. Rub Your Wombat If You Hate Combat
525. Be a healer spank your weiner
526. Beat your meat, not your enemy
527. Choke your chicken, not your enemy
528. Be kind – make  yourself blind
529. Let’s beat violence together
530. Peace won’t work unless you jerk.
531. Peace is but a few strokes away
532. Stroke your piece for peace
533. Spill Your Seed, Not Blood
534. Shoot nothing but your wad
535. Slap the salami, not Saddam-i!
536. More Wanks, Less Tanks
537. We’ve got the whole world in our hands….
538. Contributing to peace 1 oz. at a time.
539. Whack, don’t attack!
540. Don’t hate, masturbate
541. If You Must Follow An “ism”, Make It ONANISM
542. Solve global issues with a tissue
543. World peace is at hand
544. If you can still read this, you aren’t masturbating enough
545. Gism Activism
546. Be a peacebringer with one or more fingers!
547. No arms for war, just hands for peace
548. War can wait, masturbate!
549. Forget smart bombs, use both arms!
550. Hairy palms against dropping bombs
551. All we are saying is – give self love a chance!
552. All We Are Saying Is Give Peace A Hand
553. Halt the meanness with your penis!
554. Don’t Sweat the Petty Stuff, Pet the Sweaty Stuff
555. Blow up dolls, not people!
556. Forget Iraq… Stay Home and Whack
557. Spank Dick & Bush For Peace!!!!
558. War’s no joke, stop and stroke!
559. Make stains, not war
560. Peace is Coming  … and Coming
561. Peace is in your hands
562. Beat your meat, not your neighbor
563. Rub out hate!

564. Shoot loads not guns

565. Pound your pud for peace

566. Friction prevents friction

567. Rosie Palms for Prez

568. Rockets are for polishing, not for killing

569. Bust a nut, not a cap

570. Stroke a load for peace

571. I love the smell of semen in the morning!

572. Leave the navy home, let semen go to war

573. There’s no time for war if your meat is too sore!

574. Wouldn’t you rather be masturbating?

575. Jizin’ against Jihad

576. The only war I’ll wage is the one on Blue Balls

577. I cum in peace

578. Masturbate before it’s too late

579. Give peace a chance, to explode in your pants.

580. Right-hand for peace

581. Sperm warfare, not germ warfare!

582. Atomic orgasms, not nuclear winter!

583. Choke your Chicken, Not your Neighbor

584. Bust nuts not skulls

585. Cum together in peace

586. Touch the world while touching yourself