0. War is silly, whack your willy
9. War’s no joke, stop and stroke!
8. War is heinous, thumb your anus
7. I’m going blind for mankind
6. Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
5. All we are saying, is give peace a wank
4. War is out, pound your trout
3. Touch your sack, not Iraq
2. My bush doesn’t declare war
1. I cum in peace


  1. War won’t work, circle jerk!
  2. Don’t be a hater, use your vibrator
  3. A whack in the morning keeps anger from soaring.
  4. Don’t pull that grenade pin, stoke your bifkin
  5. Agree with Chirac? Finger your crack.
  6. As war clouds thicken, choke your chicken.
  7. Avoid a scuffle with the 5-knuckle shuffle.
  8. Peace is power, fiddle with your flower.
  9. Beat your item, stop the fightin’.
  10. Tickle your dome ‘til the boys come home.
  11. Bush is a chump – finger your rump.
  12. Bust a nut, not a cap!
  13. Cleaning up the world, one tissue at a time.
  14. Cum stains, not blood stains.
  15. Death makes us mourn, get off to porn.
  16. Do unto yourself, not unto others.
  17. Dolphins are for flogging, not recon.
  18. Don’t be a meanie, just stroke your weinie!
  19. Don’t be a shooter, play with your cooter
  20. Don’t be a thug, just have a quick chug!
  21. Don’t be a tool of the man – man your tool!
  22. Don’t be mean, use Vaseline!
  23. Don’t believe the lies, squeeze your inner thighs
  24. Don’t defeat, use your meat
  25. Don’t dig holes, stroke your poles
  26. Don’t feel hate ejaculate
  27. Don’t fight for gas, finger your ass
  28. Don’t fight for gasoline, use your Vaseline!
  29. Don’t fight, shoot the white!
  30. Don’t fuck Afghanis, wet your panties.
  31. Don’t get pissed, bury your fist.
  32. Don’t hate Saddam, play with your yam.
  33. Don’t hate, self fellate
  34. Don’t invade by land, invade yourself by hand.
  35. Don’t invade just get laid
  36. Don’t join the army, slap the salami!
  37. Don’t join the navy, play with davey!
  38. Don’t let war linger, give Bush the finger
  39. Don’t listen to Powell, jizz on a towell
  40. Don’t play god stroke your rod
  41. Don’t prick your finger, finger your prick!
  42. Don’t raid his palace, stroke your falice
  43. Don’t shoot, play the skin flute
  44. Cum swell on Rumsfeld.
  45. Don’t Spill Blood So War Will Cease, Spunk A Load And Bring The Peace
  46. Don’t spill blood, pound your pud
  47. Don’t support Bush, spank someone’s tush!
  48. Don’t Use Poison Gas, Finger Your Ass
  49. Don’t be a country wrecker, tug your pecker
  50. Don’t be a meany, touch your weany
  51. Don’t blame france jizz your pants
  52. Don’t cock your rifle…. rifle your cock
  53. Don’t go to bed and dream of hate, stay up late and masturbate!!
  54. Don’t make war a habit, stroke the rabbit
  55. Drop a load – not a bomb
  56. Drop pants not bombs
  57. Drop the gun, have some anal fun
  58. Drop your gun, tuggin’s fun.
  59. Exercise your right arm not your right to bear arms
  60. Fap for freedom
  61. Fire a Missile…of love
  62. Forget American hedgemoney, get in my pot & stir the honey.
  63. Forget Baghdad, Empty Your Dad-Bag!
  64. Forget Iraq, have a jack
  65. Forget Saddam, just use your palm
  66. Forget the tank, yank your plank
  67. Forget the war, just stroke your oar
  68. Fuck war, then yourself
  69. Get blinded by Fun, not Guns!
  70. Give peace a chance go down your pants
  71. Give peace a chance, wax your lance
  72. Give the fighting a break, pet your trouser snake
  73. Give war a rest, cum on your chest
  74. Hairy palms, not scary bombs
  75. Hate to war mong love to use your dong
  76. Hone your bone in the demilitarized zone!
  77. I’d rather have cum on my hand than blood on my hands
  78. I’m a peace hoochie, rubbin my coochie
  79. I’m pulling for peace in the Middle East
  80. I cock my gun for peace
  81. I love the smell of mypalm in the morning.
  82. I mean no harm, except to my arm
  83. I support love puddles, not blood puddles
  84. If only our leaders would squeeze their peters!
  85. If war makes you pout, rub one out
  86. If war was school play hookie, Stay at home and stroke your wookie
  87. If you stroke it, war won’t cum…
  88. Inspect your own chemical sites
  90. It’s your civic duty to fondle your booty
  91. Jerk your weasel, don’t fight for diesel
  92. Jiszm Heals All Schisms
  93. Kill kittens, not Iraqis.
  94. Killing’s wrong! Squeeze your dong!
  95. KY is the only petroleum worth fighting for!
  96. Let’s balm ourselves!
  97. Play with your thing to let freedom ring.
  98. Let the middle east be, play with mini-me
  99. Let your penis roar, and stop the war
  100. Lick your fingers and fire not stingers
  101. Lube the toys, Don’t send the boys
  102. Lubrication, not blown-up Nation!
  103. Make it rain cum not blood
  104. Make it rain cum not blood
  105. Make the one eyed weezal cry not a victum
  106. Make war fail, leave a snail trail
  107. Massage your head, befor there all dead!
  108. Masturbate in groups to bring back our troops
  109. Masturbate, don’t detinate
  110. Masturbation is the Fad, not bombing Baghdad!
  111. Enemas not enemies
  112. Mushroom heads, not mushroom clouds.
  113. Mutual masturbation not mutual anihilation
  114. No bullets to the head, wack-off in the tool shed
  115. No more coffins, Flog your dolphins!
  116. No need to mourn, just polish your horn
  117. No surface to air missiles, just a fist full of jizzles
  118. Not in my name, in my palm
  119. Nut in her eye so that warplanes don’t fly
  120. One if by land, two if by sea, lay down your arms, stroke your pee-pee
  121. oorlog is flauwekul – trek liever aan je lul
  122. Peace calls teabag your balls
  123. Peace is cuter, touch your cooter
  124. Peace Is In The Palm Of My Hand
  125. Peace is kickin’, choke your chicken! Peace is funky, spank your monkey!
  126. War ain’t workin’, jerk your gherkin!
  127. Peace is sweet, grill your meat.
  128. Peace will succeed hands down.
  129. Personal release – do it for peace!
  130. Play with your breast ( o )( o ) so men wont get shot in the chest!
  131. Play with your penis, let peace be between us.
  132. Protect our land, use your hand
  133. Protect the nation through self-stimulation!!!!
  134. Prune a Bush — don’t elect one!
  135. Pull out your cock, not your rifle.
  136. Punish your beast not the middle east
  137. Put down the bombs and raise your palms
  138. Quit the combat, stroke your wombat!
  139. Saddam Might Buckle If You Bury It To The Knuckle!!
  140. Save a soul, finger your hole
  141. Saving the world, one Kleenex at a time.
  142. Say NO to scud missiles, YES to smut pixels!
  143. scheuz den kasper, nicht in basra
  144. Search for white gold, not black.
  145. Shoot your jizz, not Tariq Aziz.
  146. Shoot your wad, fuck jihad
  147. Side with France, unzip your pants
  148. Take a stand, fuck your hand
  149. Slam the ham, not Saddam
  150. Slam your cock, not Iraq!
  151. Slap the salami, not Saddam-i!
  152. Slap your ham for Uncle Sam!!
  153. Smack your fanny don’t kill afghanies
  154. Spank your monkeys, Not other countries
  155. Spit in your hand, don’t bomb Iran!!
  156. Stain your clothes with cum, NOT BLOOD!
  157. Stop Bombs From Tickin’, Choke Your Chicken!
  158. Stop the fire, twist your wire
  159. Stop the pain make a stain
  160. Stop world collapse – caress your flaps
  161. Stroke banana cream pie, and no one will die
  162. Stroke your grass, don’t kick their ass
  163. Stroking our cocks, keeps us out of a pine box
  164. Take a j for peace today
  165. The bombs won’t be quakin’ if you grease your bacon
  166. The time has come for us to resist, so drop your pants and hump your fist
  167. The willie’s willin’, stop the killin’
  168. There’s enough vaseline to go around, don’t start a war
  169. Things aren’t as bad as they seem, when your shootin’ your cream
  170. This world is going down the tubes, lick your own boobs!
  171. Tickle your clit, the world will benefit!
  172. To hell with this killin’ – take time for some jillin’
  173. To make the world great you need to masturbate!
  174. To save ourselves from World War Three, masturbate in unity!
  175. To the hell with operation desert blizzard, we’d better just milk the lizard
  176. To Win Against Dubya, Get Down and Rubya
  177. Toss yourself – not bombs
  178. Touch it right prevent a fight.
  179. Tug your pud for the greater good
  180. Use a Sock, Not a Tomahawk
  181. Viagra – the only chemical for your weapon
  182. War’s a shock, play with your cock.
  183. War’s enough pet your muff
  184. War’s no good. Touch your wood
  185. War – Let’s Spare It… Cuff Your Carrot
  186. War is a sham, shake your lamb!
  187. War is an affront, tickle your cunt
  188. War is corny, I’d rather be horny
  189. War is crude- stock up on lube
  190. War is daft, stroke your shaft
  191. War is dumb, squirt some cum
  192. War is fake, ice the cake!
  193. War is icky, stroke your dicky
  194. War is not funny, pat your bunny
  195. War is not grand, use your hand
  196. War is old fashioned, jerk it with passion!
  197. War is phony, grease your pony
  198. War is rough, finger your muff.
  199. War is shitty, rub your titties
  200. War is sick, grab your dick.
  201. War is sickly, rub it quickly!
  202. War is trash…grease up your gash!
  203. War is uncanny, tickle your fanny
  204. War is vile – so, ourselves we’ll defile!
  205. War is vulgar, flick your vulva
  206. War should end, help jerk a friend.
  207. War sucks so pet the ducks!
  208. War sucks, pound your nuts.
  209. WAR: Stroke it, don’t provoke it
  210. Whack your vein, not Hussein!
  211. When feeling mad, beat your chad.
  212. When you jerk it tonight, keep peace in sight.
  213. When your country calls, play with your balls
  214. When your heart gets that flutter, whip it out and stroke that putter
  215. Why attack, when you can whack?
  216. Why fight a war, when you can masturbate over a whore
  217. Why lose your head, when you can splooge in bed
  218. With a slick dick cums peace quick!
  219. Your gun kills, my gun spills
  220. Name: shoot to spill not to kill
  221. Stroke your donger, don’t be a warmonger
  222. War is hell, ride your swell
  223. Save a (navy) seal, get wet for peace
  224. A blue pill and lotion can stop the commotion
  225. A fight isn’t worth pickin’, choke your chicken
  226. Abort the mission, choke your chicken
  227. All we are saying is give pants a cheese
  228. Attack your crack, not Iraq!!
  229. Be a masturbator, not an instigator
  230. Beat war one jerk at a time
  231. Beat war with your meat
  232. Beat ‘til you’re sore, don’t declare war.
  233. Blow in your hand, not a foreign land.
  234. Blow off some steam, release your cream.
  235. Blow Your Load Before Bombs Explode
  236. Bomb a rag, not Baghdad
  237. Boycott war, self explore.
  238. Bush’s a dorkus. Pump yer porpoise.
  239. Bush and Dick!?! It’s better to jack off!
  240. Climax – not anthrax.
  241. Control your anger… pluck your twanger!
  242. Cream of Meat: The peaceful solution
  243. Creating world peace, one stain at a time
  244. Cum in hand, not gun inhand!
  245. Don’t be lazy, beat it like crazy!
  246. Don’t be the meanest, just tuch your penis
  247. Don’t enlist, use your wrist
  248. Don’t exert force, throttle your horse.
  249. Don’t flex your pex, have solo sex!
  250. Don’t go into a foxhole , just stroke your pole.
  251. Don’t hate, vibrate!
  252. Don’t have a fit, finger your clit.
  253. Don’t invade foreign land, work that gland…..BIOTCH!!
  254. Don’t Let Your Country Down Cum On Everybody Punch Your Clown
  255. Don’t Prolifirate – Masturbate!
  256. Don’t scream and shout, rub one out!
  257. Don’t spill foreign blood, whack your pud
  258. Don’t spread terror, be a cock ring barer!
  259. Don’t start a disaster play with your master
  260. Don’t submit, play with your clit
  261. Don’t sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
  262. Don’t use a cleaver play with your beaver!
  263. Don’t back war, just play with your sack more
  264. Don’t bomb china, finger your vagina
  265. Don’t discriminate, ejaculate.
  266. Don’t drop a nuke, make your dick puke
  267. Don’t fight, But beat all night.
  268. don’t get pissed, finger your clitor-is
  269. Don’t invade Iraq, Whack Jack!
  270. Don’t let war hit, Just grab your tit
  271. don’t use guns, spread your own buns.
  272. Ending middle-east funk with my spunk
  273. Explode in your face, not another race!
  274. fo’ shizzle, I’d rather drizzle than go and kizzle
  275. Forget boot camp, make yourself damp
  276. Forget Poison Gas, Finger Your ass
  277. Forget the body armor be a self harmer
  278. Forget the war be a self whore
  279. Genitals for gentleness.
  280. Get head, not dead.
  281. Give peace a chance, put your hand in your pants!
  282. Give peace a try, drain yourself dry
  283. Give peace the nod, spank your rod!
  284. Give war, and yourself, the middle finger
  285. Hard Cocks not hard Targets!
  286. I’m a professional whacker….not a hijacker
  287. I’ve got the whole world’s piece, in my hands…
  288. I fire my 1 millimeter
  289. I will shoot all my juice to stop war’s abuse!
  290. If I only have one load to give, let me give it for peace!
  291. If you really want peace for the Red, White and Blue, make less guns, and more goo
  292. Ignore the bull, give it a pull
  293. Imagine Peace (of Ass!)
  294. Instead of filling coffins, flog your dolphins.
  295. Instead of Saddam, I’ll battle my palm
  296. It’s the world’s loss if you don’t toss
  297. It’s your fate, masturbate!
  298. Jack Z. Johnson for President
  299. Jiggle your sac for Iraq
  300. Jizm, not terrorism
  301. Join the tug of war
  302. Just fondle your balls when draft day calls
  303. Just say “No sir” while polishing the gopher.
  304. Just touch it
  305. Keep it greased for the Middle East
  306. Keep it neat,beat your meat
  307. Keep the peace, rub your fleece
  308. Ladies flick your bean, to stop the war machine!
  309. Lay the seeds of peace in your hand
  310. Laying the seeds for peace
  311. Leave the guns on the shelf, play with yourself.
  312. Less Tanks, More Spanks
  313. Let your hands do the the talking
  314. Lovin’ Arabia by rubbin my labia
  315. Lovingly massage what is between your thighs, to save all our soldiers lives.
  316. Make a point, stroke your joint!
  317. Make it straight to fight the hate
  318. My hands are stained white with peace.
  319. My palms are hairy ’cause war is scary.
  320. My palms get hairy when the world gets scary
  321. No more battle, Give it a rattle!
  322. No more malice, stroke your phallus
  323. On world peace’s behalf, i’ll stroke the giraffe
  324. Onanism, Not Imperialism
  325. Our wrists are sore for no more war!
  326. Peace is coming and so should you!
  327. Peace is great, so mastubate!
  328. Pocket rockets instead of military dockets
  329. Protect your nation withmasturbation!
  330. Protesting while Porn-testing
  331. Pullin the anaconda for peace in Rhwanda
  332. Put a sock on it
  333. Put down that thang and stroke your wang
  334. Put down the gun, touching your wiener is more fun
  335. Put up the white flag and flag your up white
  336. Put war to a final rest, shoot your goo all over your chest!
  337. Raise your cocks, fellow Americans and give the world peaceful dick-tation.
  338. Rock Out with your cock out, Hang out with your wang out-Go Peace!
  339. Rub one out, not the whole world
  340. Saluting world peace by tuggin with grease
  341. Save our troops by shooting yours!
  342. Say no to war, stroke it till it’s sore
  343. Self abuse in hopes for a truce
  344. Self love for the white dove
  345. Self Rape, Instead of Self Hate, HOLY SIHT LETS MASTURBATE!
  346. Semen cleans off hands more easily than does blood.
  347. Shine your knob, Not your boots.
  348. Shoot it in your eye, if you don’t want to die.
  349. Shoot your cum, war is dumb.
  350. Shoot your goop not a troop
  351. Shoot your load, don’t let the bombs explode
  352. Shoot your load, not your gun
  353. Slam your pee-er, not Korea
  354. Slap Salami, Not Sadami
  355. Smack the baboon ,make peace cum soon
  356. Sore wrists, not iron fists
  357. Strangle Kojak, Not IRAQ
  358. Start a disaster, yank it faster
  359. Stop packin’ and start whackin’
  361. Stop the killin’, start the spillin’!
  362. Stop the war in motion, stroke it with lotion!
  363. Stop the war, masturbate more.
  364. Stroke your member on the 17th of November (World Peace Day)
  365. Stroke your war head!
  366. Support the UN, masturbate again
  367. The only good suicide bomb lands in a Kleenex.
  368. The only gun I own is between my legs
  369. The only rockets we should be setting off are our own.
  370. the strong wrist of a true peace activist
  371. The war is a fraud so I am gonna shoot my wad.
  372. There’s no war when your a whore
  373. This war’s not workin’, better jerk your gherkin, peace is your job, polish your knob.
  374. To make Iraq free, spank the monkey
  375. Toss your rocks, not a grenade.
  376. Touch your gine for mankind.
  377. Help Uncle Sam, tug your ham.
  378. United we stand like the dick in my hand
  379. Unload your stock not your glock
  380. Use your anger, yank your wanker.
  381. Use your wrist, not your fist
  382. Wank for peace: the sweet release!
  383. War’s not safe, jerk till you chafe
  384. War’s the Issue, So Grab a Tissue
  385. War costs money, dabble in your honey.
  386. War is a stinker, thumb your sphincter.
  387. War is a waste, make some human paste.
  388. War is bad grab your nad.
  389. War is bad, masturbate and be glad
  390. War is dumb sit on your thumb!
  391. War is for fools, masturbation rules.
  392. War is for half-wits, polish your clits
  393. War is Hell, Ring your bells
  394. War is icky, make your pants sticky
  395. War is queer, thumb your rear.
  396. War is whack, fondle your crack.
  397. War is wrong , beat your dong!
  398. War is wrong, play with your dong.
  399. War isn’t what we need, plant your seed!
  400. War is for wussies. play with your pussies.
  401. Waste semen, not sea men.
  402. We shall over cum!
  403. Weapons of mass eruption.
  404. Whack your gadget and burry the hatchet.
  405. When it gets hot, rub your twat.
  406. World peace is within our grasp!
  407. Beat the meat to sound a retreat.
  408. Help Hans Blix – whack your dicks

  409. War’s not cool, school your tool

  410. Peace is good — pull back your hood

  411. Don’t listen to Blair, play with your pubic hair

  412. Don’t bomb cities, pet your kitties

  413. War is dumb thumb your bum

  414. Slap your tool, don’t fight for fuel

  415. Rub your snake for peace’s sake

  416. My ‘friendly fire’ harms no-one

  417. Jill it, don’t kill it

  418. War is unpleasant, tickle your pheasant

  419. Don’t cross the ocean, just grab some lotion

  420. Don’t attack – play with Jack

  421. For peace to work, you need to jerk

  422. Give your Bush the finger!

  423. Peace is cool, pull your tool

  424. Fire your Peter, not your 8 millimeter

  425. Better Head than Dead

  426. Spread your flower’s power

  427. My pussy doesn’t meow, it roars — for peace.

  428. Wank, Spank, Stop that Tank

  429. Don’t enlist, use your fist!

  430. Semen cleans off of hands easier than blood

  431. War is dumb, beat yourself numb

  432. Cock custard, not gas (mustard)!

  433. Peace is the goal, stroke your pole

  434. Peace: a stroke of genius

  435. We won’t reach peace until you release

  436. Bury your fingers, not bodies

  437. Shizzle your nizzle, don’t kizzle the pizzle. Yo.

  438. Fight for good, beat your wood

  439. Don’t flaunt your power–prune your flower

  440. Peace is right, grip it tight

  441. Attack your crack, not Iraq!

  442. Stop human loss, give yourself a toss

  443. Ignore Bush’s war calls, play with your balls

  444. Three times a day keeps war at bay

  445. Stop the hurt, let it spurt

  446. Ban war, jerk some more

  447. If you pound it, peace will come

  448. Give bush the finger

  449. War’s a dud, pound your pud

  450. Don’t be Bush’s flunky, spank your monkey

  451. War is sick, play with your dick

  452. Peace rocks, whack your cocks!

  453. Service your rod, not your rifle

  454. Put your guns on your shelf, go fuck yourself

  455. Stop the war, I want to get off

  456. War is evil, wank your weasel

  457. What if they gave a war, but instead everyone came?

  458. Smack your Jack, not Iraq!

  459. Don’t grease the war machine, do yourself with Vaseline

  460. Save Our Soldiers, Touch Your Privates

  461. Let your wood do some good

  462. I’m frigging against this war

  463. Ring your bell. Stop this hell

  464. Jack Mehoff for President

  465. Grease your cukes to stop the nukes

  466. War’s funky, spank your monkey

  467. Pound Penises Into Plowshares

  468. Beat your little man, not Afghanistan

  469. War’s not the only way to soothe an agitated bush.

  470. Don’t flatten Iraq, just strangle Kojak

  471. There’s no time for war if you yank ’til you’re sore

  472. Save our nation through masturbation

  473. Don’t Wag the Dog, Flog the Log

  474. Don’t send troops to die, give masturbation a try

  475. War can wait, masturbate!

  476. If you don’t want to die, hump a pie

  477. Vibrate don’t annihilate

  478. If you don’t stroke it who will

  479. War is fickle, tickle your pickle

  480. Who wants to mourn?  Jerk of to net-porn!

  481. If we can’t screw ourselves, we’re all screwed

  482. Onanism, not pugilism!

  483. Harry Palms for President!

  484. Forget war, be a self whore!

  485. My patriot missile explodes for peace

  486. A hot hand on a cold night, not a cold knife in a hot fight

  487. War isn’t cool, flog your mule.

  488. Blue Balls=War

  489. No military rank comes close to a wank

  490. Forget Jihad, shoot your wad

  491. A stroke a day keeps the bombs away

  492. Enough with rancor, yank your wanker

  493. Pull your plum and peace will come

  494. Violence ain’t workin’, try jerkin’ your Gherkin

  495. I’d rather spill than kill

  496. Finger your crack – not Iraq

  497. Don’t have a fit, rub your clit

  498. Stab your clam…. not Saddam!

  499. No need to hurt when you can squirt!

  500. Punch the clown… Not the enemy!

  501. Hairy palms not cluster bombs
  502. Pocket pool for peace
  503. Give war the finger
  504. Semper Fi, self-gratify
  505. If your semen is a spillin’, there won’t be time for any killin’!
  506. Lay a hand on yourself before laying a hand on others
  507. War is out pound your trout
  508. Pull your cock not a glock
  509. Self-guided muscles not missiles
  510. Send your little troops into your hand, not a foreign land
  511. All we are saying, is give peace a wank
  512. Don’t Fire – Pull Your Wire
  513. Pull together for peace
  514. Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
  515. Self-Love Not War
  516. More head less dead
  517. No missiles in the sky, self-gratify
  518. Touch your sack, not Iraq
  519. Put Your Fingers In Yourself, Not On A Trigger
  520. My bush doesn’t declare war
  521. Suppose they gave a war and everybody came instead
  522. One cum a day keeps war away
  523. Pull Puds, Not Scuds
  524. Rub Your Wombat If You Hate Combat
  525. Be a healer spank your weiner
  526. Beat your meat, not your enemy
  527. Choke your chicken, not your enemy
  528. Be kind – make  yourself blind
  529. Let’s beat violence together
  530. Peace won’t work unless you jerk.
  531. Peace is but a few strokes away
  532. Stroke your piece for peace
  533. Spill Your Seed, Not Blood
  534. Shoot nothing but your wad
  535. Slap the salami, not Saddam-i!
  536. More Wanks, Less Tanks
  537. We’ve got the whole world in our hands….
  538. Contributing to peace 1 oz. at a time.
  539. Whack, don’t attack!
  540. Don’t hate, masturbate
  541. If You Must Follow An “ism”, Make It ONANISM
  542. Solve global issues with a tissue
  543. World peace is at hand
  544. If you can still read this, you aren’t masturbating enough
  545. Gism Activism
  546. Be a peacebringer with one or more fingers!
  547. No arms for war, just hands for peace
  548. War can wait, masturbate!
  549. Forget smart bombs, use both arms!
  550. Hairy palms against dropping bombs
  551. All we are saying is – give self love a chance!
  552. All We Are Saying Is Give Peace A Hand
  553. Halt the meanness with your penis!
  554. Don’t Sweat the Petty Stuff, Pet the Sweaty Stuff
  555. Blow up dolls, not people!
  556. Forget Iraq… Stay Home and Whack
  557. Spank Dick & Bush For Peace!!!!
  558. War’s no joke, stop and stroke!
  559. Make stains, not war
  560. Peace is Coming  … and Coming
  561. Peace is in your hands
  562. Beat your meat, not your neighbor
  563. Rub out hate!
  564. Shoot loads not guns

  565. Pound your pud for peace

  566. Friction prevents friction

  567. Rosie Palms for Prez

  568. Rockets are for polishing, not for killing

  569. Bust a nut, not a cap

  570. Stroke a load for peace

  571. I love the smell of semen in the morning!

  572. Leave the navy home, let semen go to war

  573. There’s no time for war if your meat is too sore!

  574. Wouldn’t you rather be masturbating?

  575. Jizin’ against Jihad

  576. The only war I’ll wage is the one on Blue Balls

  577. I cum in peace

  578. Masturbate before it’s too late

  579. Give peace a chance, to explode in your pants.

  580. Right-hand for peace

  581. Sperm warfare, not germ warfare!

  582. Atomic orgasms, not nuclear winter!

  583. Choke your Chicken, Not your Neighbor

  584. Bust nuts not skulls

  585. Cum together in peace

  586. Touch the world while touching yourself