0. War is silly, whack your willy
9. War’s no joke, stop and stroke!
8. War is heinous, thumb your anus
7. I’m going blind for mankind
6. Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
5. All we are saying, is give peace a wank
4. War is out, pound your trout
3. Touch your sack, not Iraq
2. My bush doesn’t declare war
1. I cum in peace
- War won’t work, circle jerk!
- Don’t be a hater, use your vibrator
- A whack in the morning keeps anger from soaring.
- Don’t pull that grenade pin, stoke your bifkin
- Agree with Chirac? Finger your crack.
- As war clouds thicken, choke your chicken.
- Avoid a scuffle with the 5-knuckle shuffle.
- Peace is power, fiddle with your flower.
- Beat your item, stop the fightin’.
- Tickle your dome ‘til the boys come home.
- Bush is a chump – finger your rump.
- Bust a nut, not a cap!
- Cleaning up the world, one tissue at a time.
- Cum stains, not blood stains.
- Death makes us mourn, get off to porn.
- Do unto yourself, not unto others.
- Dolphins are for flogging, not recon.
- Don’t be a meanie, just stroke your weinie!
- Don’t be a shooter, play with your cooter
- Don’t be a thug, just have a quick chug!
- Don’t be a tool of the man – man your tool!
- Don’t be mean, use Vaseline!
- Don’t believe the lies, squeeze your inner thighs
- Don’t defeat, use your meat
- Don’t dig holes, stroke your poles
- Don’t feel hate ejaculate
- Don’t fight for gas, finger your ass
- Don’t fight for gasoline, use your Vaseline!
- Don’t fight, shoot the white!
- Don’t fuck Afghanis, wet your panties.
- Don’t get pissed, bury your fist.
- Don’t hate Saddam, play with your yam.
- Don’t hate, self fellate
- Don’t invade by land, invade yourself by hand.
- Don’t invade just get laid
- Don’t join the army, slap the salami!
- Don’t join the navy, play with davey!
- Don’t let war linger, give Bush the finger
- Don’t listen to Powell, jizz on a towell
- Don’t play god stroke your rod
- Don’t prick your finger, finger your prick!
- Don’t raid his palace, stroke your falice
- Don’t shoot, play the skin flute
- Cum swell on Rumsfeld.
- Don’t Spill Blood So War Will Cease, Spunk A Load And Bring The Peace
- Don’t spill blood, pound your pud
- Don’t support Bush, spank someone’s tush!
- Don’t Use Poison Gas, Finger Your Ass
- Don’t be a country wrecker, tug your pecker
- Don’t be a meany, touch your weany
- Don’t blame france jizz your pants
- Don’t cock your rifle…. rifle your cock
- Don’t go to bed and dream of hate, stay up late and masturbate!!
- Don’t make war a habit, stroke the rabbit
- Drop a load – not a bomb
- Drop pants not bombs
- Drop the gun, have some anal fun
- Drop your gun, tuggin’s fun.
- Exercise your right arm not your right to bear arms
- Fap for freedom
- Fire a Missile…of love
- Forget American hedgemoney, get in my pot & stir the honey.
- Forget Baghdad, Empty Your Dad-Bag!
- Forget Iraq, have a jack
- Forget Saddam, just use your palm
- Forget the tank, yank your plank
- Forget the war, just stroke your oar
- Fuck war, then yourself
- Get blinded by Fun, not Guns!
- Give peace a chance go down your pants
- Give peace a chance, wax your lance
- Give the fighting a break, pet your trouser snake
- Give war a rest, cum on your chest
- Hairy palms, not scary bombs
- Hate to war mong love to use your dong
- Hone your bone in the demilitarized zone!
- I’d rather have cum on my hand than blood on my hands
- I’m a peace hoochie, rubbin my coochie
- I’m pulling for peace in the Middle East
- I cock my gun for peace
- I love the smell of mypalm in the morning.
- I mean no harm, except to my arm
- I support love puddles, not blood puddles
- If only our leaders would squeeze their peters!
- If war makes you pout, rub one out
- If war was school play hookie, Stay at home and stroke your wookie
- If you stroke it, war won’t cum…
- Inspect your own chemical sites
- IT’S BETTER TO PULL IT THAN TO SHOOT A BULLETT!!!
- It’s your civic duty to fondle your booty
- Jerk your weasel, don’t fight for diesel
- Jiszm Heals All Schisms
- Kill kittens, not Iraqis.
- Killing’s wrong! Squeeze your dong!
- KY is the only petroleum worth fighting for!
- Let’s balm ourselves!
- Play with your thing to let freedom ring.
- Let the middle east be, play with mini-me
- Let your penis roar, and stop the war
- Lick your fingers and fire not stingers
- Lube the toys, Don’t send the boys
- Lubrication, not blown-up Nation!
- Make it rain cum not blood
- Make it rain cum not blood
- Make the one eyed weezal cry not a victum
- Make war fail, leave a snail trail
- Massage your head, befor there all dead!
- Masturbate in groups to bring back our troops
- Masturbate, don’t detinate
- Masturbation is the Fad, not bombing Baghdad!
- Enemas not enemies
- Mushroom heads, not mushroom clouds.
- Mutual masturbation not mutual anihilation
- No bullets to the head, wack-off in the tool shed
- No more coffins, Flog your dolphins!
- No need to mourn, just polish your horn
- No surface to air missiles, just a fist full of jizzles
- Not in my name, in my palm
- Nut in her eye so that warplanes don’t fly
- One if by land, two if by sea, lay down your arms, stroke your pee-pee
- oorlog is flauwekul – trek liever aan je lul
- Peace calls teabag your balls
- Peace is cuter, touch your cooter
- Peace Is In The Palm Of My Hand
- Peace is kickin’, choke your chicken! Peace is funky, spank your monkey!
- War ain’t workin’, jerk your gherkin!
- Peace is sweet, grill your meat.
- Peace will succeed hands down.
- Personal release – do it for peace!
- Play with your breast ( o )( o ) so men wont get shot in the chest!
- Play with your penis, let peace be between us.
- Protect our land, use your hand
- Protect the nation through self-stimulation!!!!
- Prune a Bush — don’t elect one!
- Pull out your cock, not your rifle.
- Punish your beast not the middle east
- Put down the bombs and raise your palms
- Quit the combat, stroke your wombat!
- Saddam Might Buckle If You Bury It To The Knuckle!!
- Save a soul, finger your hole
- Saving the world, one Kleenex at a time.
- Say NO to scud missiles, YES to smut pixels!
- scheuz den kasper, nicht in basra
- Search for white gold, not black.
- Shoot your jizz, not Tariq Aziz.
- Shoot your wad, fuck jihad
- Side with France, unzip your pants
- Take a stand, fuck your hand
- Slam the ham, not Saddam
- Slam your cock, not Iraq!
- Slap the salami, not Saddam-i!
- Slap your ham for Uncle Sam!!
- Smack your fanny don’t kill afghanies
- Spank your monkeys, Not other countries
- Spit in your hand, don’t bomb Iran!!
- Stain your clothes with cum, NOT BLOOD!
- Stop Bombs From Tickin’, Choke Your Chicken!
- Stop the fire, twist your wire
- Stop the pain make a stain
- Stop world collapse – caress your flaps
- Stroke banana cream pie, and no one will die
- Stroke your grass, don’t kick their ass
- Stroking our cocks, keeps us out of a pine box
- Take a j for peace today
- The bombs won’t be quakin’ if you grease your bacon
- The time has come for us to resist, so drop your pants and hump your fist
- The willie’s willin’, stop the killin’
- There’s enough vaseline to go around, don’t start a war
- Things aren’t as bad as they seem, when your shootin’ your cream
- This world is going down the tubes, lick your own boobs!
- Tickle your clit, the world will benefit!
- To hell with this killin’ – take time for some jillin’
- To make the world great you need to masturbate!
- To save ourselves from World War Three, masturbate in unity!
- To the hell with operation desert blizzard, we’d better just milk the lizard
- To Win Against Dubya, Get Down and Rubya
- Toss yourself – not bombs
- Touch it right prevent a fight.
- Tug your pud for the greater good
- Use a Sock, Not a Tomahawk
- Viagra – the only chemical for your weapon
- War’s a shock, play with your cock.
- War’s enough pet your muff
- War’s no good. Touch your wood
- War – Let’s Spare It… Cuff Your Carrot
- War is a sham, shake your lamb!
- War is an affront, tickle your cunt
- War is corny, I’d rather be horny
- War is crude- stock up on lube
- War is daft, stroke your shaft
- War is dumb, squirt some cum
- War is fake, ice the cake!
- War is icky, stroke your dicky
- War is not funny, pat your bunny
- War is not grand, use your hand
- War is old fashioned, jerk it with passion!
- War is phony, grease your pony
- War is rough, finger your muff.
- War is shitty, rub your titties
- War is sick, grab your dick.
- War is sickly, rub it quickly!
- War is trash…grease up your gash!
- War is uncanny, tickle your fanny
- War is vile – so, ourselves we’ll defile!
- War is vulgar, flick your vulva
- War should end, help jerk a friend.
- War sucks so pet the ducks!
- War sucks, pound your nuts.
- WAR: Stroke it, don’t provoke it
- Whack your vein, not Hussein!
- When feeling mad, beat your chad.
- When you jerk it tonight, keep peace in sight.
- When your country calls, play with your balls
- When your heart gets that flutter, whip it out and stroke that putter
- Why attack, when you can whack?
- Why fight a war, when you can masturbate over a whore
- Why lose your head, when you can splooge in bed
- With a slick dick cums peace quick!
- Your gun kills, my gun spills
- Name: shoot to spill not to kill
- Stroke your donger, don’t be a warmonger
- War is hell, ride your swell
- Save a (navy) seal, get wet for peace
- A blue pill and lotion can stop the commotion
- A fight isn’t worth pickin’, choke your chicken
- Abort the mission, choke your chicken
- All we are saying is give pants a cheese
- Attack your crack, not Iraq!!
- Be a masturbator, not an instigator
- Beat war one jerk at a time
- Beat war with your meat
- Beat ‘til you’re sore, don’t declare war.
- Blow in your hand, not a foreign land.
- Blow off some steam, release your cream.
- Blow Your Load Before Bombs Explode
- Bomb a rag, not Baghdad
- Boycott war, self explore.
- Bush’s a dorkus. Pump yer porpoise.
- Bush and Dick!?! It’s better to jack off!
- Climax – not anthrax.
- Control your anger… pluck your twanger!
- Cream of Meat: The peaceful solution
- Creating world peace, one stain at a time
- Cum in hand, not gun inhand!
- Don’t be lazy, beat it like crazy!
- Don’t be the meanest, just tuch your penis
- Don’t enlist, use your wrist
- Don’t exert force, throttle your horse.
- Don’t flex your pex, have solo sex!
- Don’t go into a foxhole , just stroke your pole.
- Don’t hate, vibrate!
- Don’t have a fit, finger your clit.
- Don’t invade foreign land, work that gland…..BIOTCH!!
- Don’t Let Your Country Down Cum On Everybody Punch Your Clown
- Don’t Prolifirate – Masturbate!
- Don’t scream and shout, rub one out!
- Don’t spill foreign blood, whack your pud
- Don’t spread terror, be a cock ring barer!
- Don’t start a disaster play with your master
- Don’t submit, play with your clit
- Don’t sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
- Don’t use a cleaver play with your beaver!
- Don’t back war, just play with your sack more
- Don’t bomb china, finger your vagina
- Don’t discriminate, ejaculate.
- Don’t drop a nuke, make your dick puke
- Don’t fight, But beat all night.
- don’t get pissed, finger your clitor-is
- Don’t invade Iraq, Whack Jack!
- Don’t let war hit, Just grab your tit
- don’t use guns, spread your own buns.
- Ending middle-east funk with my spunk
- Explode in your face, not another race!
- fo’ shizzle, I’d rather drizzle than go and kizzle
- Forget boot camp, make yourself damp
- Forget Poison Gas, Finger Your ass
- Forget the body armor be a self harmer
- Forget the war be a self whore
- Genitals for gentleness.
- Get head, not dead.
- Give peace a chance, put your hand in your pants!
- Give peace a try, drain yourself dry
- Give peace the nod, spank your rod!
- Give war, and yourself, the middle finger
- Hard Cocks not hard Targets!
- I’m a professional whacker….not a hijacker
- I’ve got the whole world’s piece, in my hands…
- I fire my 1 millimeter
- I will shoot all my juice to stop war’s abuse!
- If I only have one load to give, let me give it for peace!
- If you really want peace for the Red, White and Blue, make less guns, and more goo
- Ignore the bull, give it a pull
- Imagine Peace (of Ass!)
- Instead of filling coffins, flog your dolphins.
- Instead of Saddam, I’ll battle my palm
- It’s the world’s loss if you don’t toss
- It’s your fate, masturbate!
- Jack Z. Johnson for President
- Jiggle your sac for Iraq
- Jizm, not terrorism
- Join the tug of war
- Just fondle your balls when draft day calls
- Just say “No sir” while polishing the gopher.
- Just touch it
- Keep it greased for the Middle East
- Keep it neat,beat your meat
- Keep the peace, rub your fleece
- Ladies flick your bean, to stop the war machine!
- Lay the seeds of peace in your hand
- Laying the seeds for peace
- Leave the guns on the shelf, play with yourself.
- Less Tanks, More Spanks
- Let your hands do the the talking
- Lovin’ Arabia by rubbin my labia
- Lovingly massage what is between your thighs, to save all our soldiers lives.
- Make a point, stroke your joint!
- Make it straight to fight the hate
- My hands are stained white with peace.
- My palms are hairy ’cause war is scary.
- My palms get hairy when the world gets scary
- No more battle, Give it a rattle!
- No more malice, stroke your phallus
- On world peace’s behalf, i’ll stroke the giraffe
- Onanism, Not Imperialism
- Our wrists are sore for no more war!
- Peace is coming and so should you!
- Peace is great, so mastubate!
- Pocket rockets instead of military dockets
- Protect your nation withmasturbation!
- Protesting while Porn-testing
- Pullin the anaconda for peace in Rhwanda
- Put a sock on it
- Put down that thang and stroke your wang
- Put down the gun, touching your wiener is more fun
- Put up the white flag and flag your up white
- Put war to a final rest, shoot your goo all over your chest!
- Raise your cocks, fellow Americans and give the world peaceful dick-tation.
- Rock Out with your cock out, Hang out with your wang out-Go Peace!
- Rub one out, not the whole world
- Saluting world peace by tuggin with grease
- Save our troops by shooting yours!
- Say no to war, stroke it till it’s sore
- Self abuse in hopes for a truce
- Self love for the white dove
- Self Rape, Instead of Self Hate, HOLY SIHT LETS MASTURBATE!
- Semen cleans off hands more easily than does blood.
- Shine your knob, Not your boots.
- Shoot it in your eye, if you don’t want to die.
- Shoot your cum, war is dumb.
- Shoot your goop not a troop
- Shoot your load, don’t let the bombs explode
- Shoot your load, not your gun
- Slam your pee-er, not Korea
- Slap Salami, Not Sadami
- Smack the baboon ,make peace cum soon
- Sore wrists, not iron fists
- Strangle Kojak, Not IRAQ
- Start a disaster, yank it faster
- Stop packin’ and start whackin’
- STOP THE FRICKEN’ WAR, CHOKE YOUR CHICKEN MORE
- Stop the killin’, start the spillin’!
- Stop the war in motion, stroke it with lotion!
- Stop the war, masturbate more.
- Stroke your member on the 17th of November (World Peace Day)
- Stroke your war head!
- Support the UN, masturbate again
- The only good suicide bomb lands in a Kleenex.
- The only gun I own is between my legs
- The only rockets we should be setting off are our own.
- the strong wrist of a true peace activist
- The war is a fraud so I am gonna shoot my wad.
- There’s no war when your a whore
- This war’s not workin’, better jerk your gherkin, peace is your job, polish your knob.
- To make Iraq free, spank the monkey
- Toss your rocks, not a grenade.
- Touch your gine for mankind.
- Help Uncle Sam, tug your ham.
- United we stand like the dick in my hand
- Unload your stock not your glock
- Use your anger, yank your wanker.
- Use your wrist, not your fist
- Wank for peace: the sweet release!
- War’s not safe, jerk till you chafe
- War’s the Issue, So Grab a Tissue
- War costs money, dabble in your honey.
- War is a stinker, thumb your sphincter.
- War is a waste, make some human paste.
- War is bad grab your nad.
- War is bad, masturbate and be glad
- War is dumb sit on your thumb!
- War is for fools, masturbation rules.
- War is for half-wits, polish your clits
- War is Hell, Ring your bells
- War is icky, make your pants sticky
- War is queer, thumb your rear.
- War is whack, fondle your crack.
- War is wrong , beat your dong!
- War is wrong, play with your dong.
- War isn’t what we need, plant your seed!
- War is for wussies. play with your pussies.
- Waste semen, not sea men.
- We shall over cum!
- Weapons of mass eruption.
- Whack your gadget and burry the hatchet.
- When it gets hot, rub your twat.
- World peace is within our grasp!
- Beat the meat to sound a retreat.
Help Hans Blix – whack your dicks
War’s not cool, school your tool
Peace is good — pull back your hood
Don’t listen to Blair, play with your pubic hair
Don’t bomb cities, pet your kitties
War is dumb thumb your bum
Slap your tool, don’t fight for fuel
Rub your snake for peace’s sake
My ‘friendly fire’ harms no-one
Jill it, don’t kill it
War is unpleasant, tickle your pheasant
Don’t cross the ocean, just grab some lotion
Don’t attack – play with Jack
For peace to work, you need to jerk
Give your Bush the finger!
Peace is cool, pull your tool
Fire your Peter, not your 8 millimeter
Better Head than Dead
Spread your flower’s power
My pussy doesn’t meow, it roars — for peace.
Wank, Spank, Stop that Tank
Don’t enlist, use your fist!
Semen cleans off of hands easier than blood
War is dumb, beat yourself numb
Cock custard, not gas (mustard)!
Peace is the goal, stroke your pole
Peace: a stroke of genius
We won’t reach peace until you release
Bury your fingers, not bodies
Shizzle your nizzle, don’t kizzle the pizzle. Yo.
Fight for good, beat your wood
Don’t flaunt your power–prune your flower
Peace is right, grip it tight
Attack your crack, not Iraq!
Stop human loss, give yourself a toss
Ignore Bush’s war calls, play with your balls
Three times a day keeps war at bay
Stop the hurt, let it spurt
Ban war, jerk some more
If you pound it, peace will come
Give bush the finger
War’s a dud, pound your pud
Don’t be Bush’s flunky, spank your monkey
War is sick, play with your dick
Peace rocks, whack your cocks!
Service your rod, not your rifle
Put your guns on your shelf, go fuck yourself
Stop the war, I want to get off
War is evil, wank your weasel
What if they gave a war, but instead everyone came?
Smack your Jack, not Iraq!
Don’t grease the war machine, do yourself with Vaseline
Save Our Soldiers, Touch Your Privates
Let your wood do some good
I’m frigging against this war
Ring your bell. Stop this hell
Jack Mehoff for President
Grease your cukes to stop the nukes
War’s funky, spank your monkey
Pound Penises Into Plowshares
Beat your little man, not Afghanistan
War’s not the only way to soothe an agitated bush.
Don’t flatten Iraq, just strangle Kojak
There’s no time for war if you yank ’til you’re sore
Save our nation through masturbation
Don’t Wag the Dog, Flog the Log
Don’t send troops to die, give masturbation a try
War can wait, masturbate!
If you don’t want to die, hump a pie
Vibrate don’t annihilate
If you don’t stroke it who will
War is fickle, tickle your pickle
Who wants to mourn? Jerk of to net-porn!
If we can’t screw ourselves, we’re all screwed
Onanism, not pugilism!
Harry Palms for President!
Forget war, be a self whore!
My patriot missile explodes for peace
A hot hand on a cold night, not a cold knife in a hot fight
War isn’t cool, flog your mule.
No military rank comes close to a wank
Forget Jihad, shoot your wad
A stroke a day keeps the bombs away
Enough with rancor, yank your wanker
Pull your plum and peace will come
Violence ain’t workin’, try jerkin’ your Gherkin
I’d rather spill than kill
Finger your crack – not Iraq
Don’t have a fit, rub your clit
Stab your clam…. not Saddam!
No need to hurt when you can squirt!
Punch the clown… Not the enemy!
- Hairy palms not cluster bombs
- Pocket pool for peace
- Give war the finger
- Semper Fi, self-gratify
- If your semen is a spillin’, there won’t be time for any killin’!
- Lay a hand on yourself before laying a hand on others
- War is out pound your trout
- Pull your cock not a glock
- Self-guided muscles not missiles
- Send your little troops into your hand, not a foreign land
- All we are saying, is give peace a wank
- Don’t Fire – Pull Your Wire
- Pull together for peace
- Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
- Self-Love Not War
- More head less dead
- No missiles in the sky, self-gratify
- Touch your sack, not Iraq
- Put Your Fingers In Yourself, Not On A Trigger
- My bush doesn’t declare war
- Suppose they gave a war and everybody came instead
- One cum a day keeps war away
- Pull Puds, Not Scuds
- Rub Your Wombat If You Hate Combat
- Be a healer spank your weiner
- Beat your meat, not your enemy
- Choke your chicken, not your enemy
- Be kind – make yourself blind
- Let’s beat violence together
- Peace won’t work unless you jerk.
- Peace is but a few strokes away
- Stroke your piece for peace
- Spill Your Seed, Not Blood
- Shoot nothing but your wad
- Slap the salami, not Saddam-i!
- More Wanks, Less Tanks
- We’ve got the whole world in our hands….
- Contributing to peace 1 oz. at a time.
- Whack, don’t attack!
- Don’t hate, masturbate
- If You Must Follow An “ism”, Make It ONANISM
- Solve global issues with a tissue
- World peace is at hand
- If you can still read this, you aren’t masturbating enough
- Gism Activism
- Be a peacebringer with one or more fingers!
- No arms for war, just hands for peace
- War can wait, masturbate!
- Forget smart bombs, use both arms!
- Hairy palms against dropping bombs
- All we are saying is – give self love a chance!
- All We Are Saying Is Give Peace A Hand
- Halt the meanness with your penis!
- Don’t Sweat the Petty Stuff, Pet the Sweaty Stuff
- Blow up dolls, not people!
- Forget Iraq… Stay Home and Whack
- Spank Dick & Bush For Peace!!!!
- War’s no joke, stop and stroke!
- Make stains, not war
- Peace is Coming … and Coming
- Peace is in your hands
- Beat your meat, not your neighbor
- Rub out hate!
Shoot loads not guns
Pound your pud for peace
Friction prevents friction
Rosie Palms for Prez
Rockets are for polishing, not for killing
Bust a nut, not a cap
Stroke a load for peace
I love the smell of semen in the morning!
Leave the navy home, let semen go to war
There’s no time for war if your meat is too sore!
Wouldn’t you rather be masturbating?
Jizin’ against Jihad
The only war I’ll wage is the one on Blue Balls
I cum in peace
Masturbate before it’s too late
Give peace a chance, to explode in your pants.
Right-hand for peace
Sperm warfare, not germ warfare!
Atomic orgasms, not nuclear winter!
Choke your Chicken, Not your Neighbor
Bust nuts not skulls
Cum together in peace
Touch the world while touching yourself