Masturbate for Peace Frequently
Asked Questions
Is this for real?
Yes.
Do you really think that if people
masturbate while thinking about peace it will affect anything?
Hard to know, but of one thing we are sure. People are going to
masturbate
anyway, so while doing it, they might as well give a thought to peace. A lot of
people seem to have forgotten that peaceful solutions are even an option, we
hope to remind them.
How can I buy the bumper
stickers?
We're not selling them anymore. But you can print
them out.
I sent in a petition/poem/bumper sticker,
why isn't it on the site yet?
Please understand, we have received literally thousands of submissions. We
go through them all and try to pick out the best ones to include on the site. We
also try to include a broad range of viewpoints.
Is it possible to masturbate too often for
peace?
Probably.
Should I take
Viagra or
Levitra so I can do even more for the
cause?
Discuss with your doctor before taking any prescription medication. And be
sure to use lots of lube.
Have you really received over 17,000
petitions from over 91 countries?
Yes. And that doesn't include all of the bumper
sticker and poetry submissions. This site receives thousands of visitors per
day.
Can I put your stickers and other graphics
on my web site?
Yes. Feel free to take anything from here and put
it on your site. We only ask that you not modify it, that you link back to us,
and if possible, that you serve the file from your own web server.
When was the site launched?
September 4, 2002.
I masturbate anyway, do I need to
masturbate more often to show my support?
No, just think about peace whenever you masturbate and encourage your
friends to do the same.
Can I have
sex for peace?
Up to you. But remember, there's no reason you
can't masturbate with a friend. Or two. Or three.
Since masturbation is a political act,
does this mean that I have a first amendment right to masturbate in public?
In theory, yes, but we don't recommend it. Respect
for civil liberties isn't what it used to be in the US.
I think your site is an insult to all the
soldiers who are going to risk their lives...Would you have printed the same
site if we were facing Hitler? Stalin? War is very horrible but sometimes
necessary to prevent or end something worse. - Nancy M.
Advocating peace is not an insult to the men and women in the armed forces. Two
kinds of people die in wars: combatants and civilians. We think every peaceful
option should be exhausted before killing either group.
Seems like you are making the ironic
statement that there's nothing we can do to stop the warmongers from killing and
maiming innocents, that working for peace is completely futile, and we'd do just
as well sitting home and jack off.
That's a very pessimistic view. Think
positive.
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